True Fishing Stories
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For any fisherman, the benefits of this book are so extraordinary they have to be listed.You receive a secrete magic word that makes big fish jump in the boat.You receive a free, delicious mango-curry recipe for cooking Black Lagoon Creature.$100,000,000 is yours if you can figure out where that fish said the gold is!Instructions for catching pelicans, alligators, grizzly bears, and aliens, free of charge.Free instructions for how to saddle a trout.Access to a private manatee dating service.A Free guide to fishing in public aquariums.Safety instructions for when a fish drags to South America, along with a complimentary list of all the fish you don’t want to get in the boat.A Free Traveler’s Warning about Sinkholes at night, and why not to give a ghost coffee.Free Flood Zone Real Estate SuggestionsFree help improving your karma when you’re freezing and can’t catch a thing.Free legal advice and a Guide on how to not to avoid game wardens.Bonus: 7 Step Guide to becoming a better fisherman, including how to walk on water.You’ll become a greatest story teller around the fire with these memorable whoopers.Here’s a taste of the collection:The Secret Magic Word: “Baker claimed an Old Indian Medicine Man had given him a Secret Magic Word that made big ones jump right into the boat.” “The real amazing part of the story happened the next summer when I was doing a little deep-sea fishing.”Do You Have a Good Recipe for Cooking Black Lagoon Creatures? “Funny you should ask! I have a great recipe and few filets in the freezer. Stay for dinner and I’ll tell you how they got there.”The Lost River of Gold: “If only I hadn’t let that fish go before it finished telling me where that river of gold is located.”Peculiar Things Caught: “That grizzly was nothing! You should’ve seen the looks from the boys down at the taxidermy shop when I had that little green fellow stuff
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